June 2012
dehydrationsynthesis:
nucleur:
beyoncebeytwice:
i gotta pocket gotta pocketful of french fries
i gotta sub and i know that its all mine
ketchup tomato but you’re never gonna break me
whenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url
May 2012
refraining:
i just want a cute relationship that will last a long time
splinteryourspine:
splinteryourspine:
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs