June 2013
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life
ive got a problem and its called older men
I will never get over the inequality that men’s jackets have inside pockets and women’s jackets don’t.
Amen.
I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver.
or my fake fbi badge
Or my pocket magnifying glass
or my wand
or my psychic paper
Or my precious
I lost it at my precious
so did smeageol
Little kids are just assholes you’re not allowed to hit
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
you got something on your butt
my eyes
i’m only as strong as my internet signal